its shark week and michael phelps is about to race a shark but how do we know this is the fastest shark were there shark prelims set out underwater to test this i think this is an unfair process discovery u cant have a world class human and just regular jeff the shark do u know how humiliating its gonna be for jeff and his family when he gets beat by michael phelps™ cuz hes just a normal average joe accountant shark why u gotta do jeff like that man
unpopular opinion: steve rogers is not lawful good aligned because COME ON when has that man EVER respected rules or laws he jumped out of a plane without a parachute, went in alone to a nazi base to save bucky, and rebelled against the entirety of shield because he knew they were corrupt my boy is chaotic good and no one can convince me otherwise
noah fence but when marvel tries to play hard to get by not releasing footage online just for them to get their shit leaked a bit later… my biggest kink
me bending down on one knee looking at Marvel as DC releases their trailers the same day as their comic con panels so all fans can enjoy: see, this is why people are getting tired of your shit
